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How Can I Be Famous? A Song About Famous Asians

Currently on the front page of ROOFTOPCOMEDY.COM! www.rooftopcomedy.com How Can I Be Famous? By: Robert Woo Lyrics: I dont know kung fu I cant drift Subarus And though Ive worked in a sweatshop or two Im no Jimmy Choo I didnt do well in school I cant broadcast the news And though I work on internet things I didnt start Yahoo! My parents say my dreams are absurd Cuz I didnt go to Harvard I was not OJ's judge My cooking tastes like sludge And though I can get quite angry sometimes I won't carry a Grudge. They say my chances are one in a million Its too bad Im one in three billion How can I be famous? As an Asian man? What will be my breakthrough? What will be my plan? I could get my own TV show But look what happened to Margaret Cho An Asian lead character? Oh hell no. Yeah I'm not bad to look at But I ain't no Kelly Hu And I cant really swing a bat And I can't play no cello too No, I cant win at no Black Jack No, I cant golf, my game is wack No, I cant guard a guy like Shaq No, I cant direct a new Brokeback No, I cant dodge a space attack No, I cant eat hot dogs as a snack No, I dont have a lovely rack No, I cant make the Beatles crack How can I be famous? As an Asian man? What will be my breakthrough? What will be my plan? I don't want to compromise But I'll have surgery on my eyes I'll be willing to Caucasianize, so I Could just be famous Song #1

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